Incase the title of the post didn’t sicken you enough, please watch the video with a vomit bag in hand.

Source [Everywhere]

Wow. Never saw this one coming. One of my favorite actors (before this anyways), Will Smith, has become a scientologist.

Excuse me while I go cry in the corner.

Source [HPost]

The town of Great Barrington, Massachusettes is now in the crosshairs of the biggest idiot of them all, Bill O’Reilly. O’Reilly has decided that because Great Barrington decided to cut out their Christmas lights a little early this season so they can maybe conserve a little energy, that they are anti Christmas and therefore evil. Not just that, somehow this whole thing is Al Gore’s fault also. O’Tooley claims:

“So Al Gore must get involved. Since he has been driving this global warming stuff, he now has an obligation to calm the citizenry down. Dick Cheney can’t do it; he’s off shooting animals. And President Bush holds no sway among the far-left loons in Great Barrington.”

Wow. Ever notice that everytime the loofa guy gets upset at someone, somehow they always turn into far-left loons? What a douche.

Source [BO]

It didn’t take as long as I thought it would, but it has finally been proven that the biggest pussy in the race for the Repulican party nomination is Mike Huckabee. Yes Mike Huckabee, the former Governor of Arkansas and ordained Southern Baptist Minister, took a shot at fellow Republican rival Mitt Romney in an interview with the New York Times by making a quip about Mitt being a Mormon. Hickabee said “Don’t Mormons believe that Jesus and the devil are brothers?” and of course, Romney’s people got offended. When presented with the opportunity to tell Romney face to face how much of an nut he really thinks Mitt is, Hickabee punked out and apologized to Romney for offending him.

I guess I pretty much expected someone to finally say something about Romney believing in aliens or whatever, but why in the hell would you apologize that quick? Unless you believe some really crazy shit too like Southern Baptist’s do it wouldn’t be necessary.

In the end it looks like Hickabee apologized just so noone would question his crazy beliefs.

Source [FOX]

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has decided that “freedom requires religion.” Anyone with half a brain could come up with probably a thousand reasons why that is totally untrue, but that’s not what really concerned me from his speech. What concerns me from his speech is the non mention of people with brains, also known as Aetheists who don’t believe in a God. Ya know, a good majority of professors, scientists, and just general smart people in the U.S. Did the rights of non-believers get thrown out the window when douchebag was not elected in 2000 or are we still waiting for the final fuck you from the next asshole that gets elected?

Either way, the only way I’ll vote in the next election is if Arnold Schwarzenegger is somehow allowed to run. He may be a right winger, but atleast it would be cool to hear him call North Korea’s president a girly man.

Source [FOXNEWS]

Leave it up to the Jehovah’s Witnesses to change my whole perspective on religion. They didn’t change my perspective in the sense of whether I believe or not. No, they changed it so that now I believe that they are the absolute worst people on the planet. Even worse than the Westboro Baptist Church idiots. Easiest way to explain why I feel this way is because they, collectively anyways, killed a child. Yes Dennis Lindberg, a 14 year old boy, was apparently brainwashed by his Aunt who is a Jehovah’s Witness into not accepting a blood transfusion that would have saved his life. Somehow according to their stupid ass religion, the blood transfusion was deemed “unclean and unworthy” and therefore the kid had to die.

No quick one liner here. This is really sad and pathetic. I hope the aunt in question is brought up on child abuse and murder charges.

Source [CNN]

I thought you had to be a man to have balls this big but I guess not. This bitch (Yes I mean that in a very derogatory way) decided to take the money that was being given to the church by suckers people from the community and buy a private jet. The way Paula justified that huge purchase on Larry King Live was that they, her and her other church cons, regularly attend conferences out of state and around the country for the church. I guess it has nothing to do with the fact that they own house’s in San Antonio, Malibu, and New York. Not only did she buy the jet, she also decided that her friend Bishop T.D. Jakes ride apparently wasn’t pimp enough and bought him a Bentley convertible.

I really need to start my own religion so I can get away with screwing people out of their money every Sunday legally.

Source [WOAI]

Yet another set of loons wants to teach “Intelligent Design” in our public schools. A parent and teacher at Jones High School in the Orlando area have decided to try to get ID injected into the curriculum. Even going so far as attempting to pass it off as a legitimate science rather than the “thinly veiled religious theory” that it is. Also, it looks like the Orlando area school administrators aren’t the only ones having to put up with the random stupidity. According to the article, “Parents and educators elsewhere in Florida have also contacted the state Board of Education about teaching intelligent design since the state made the proposed standards public last month.” Super.

Florida, the next Utah.

Source [local6]

Apparently the “Glorious Church of God in Christ” in Tampa, Florida didn’t get the memo that says that Scientology is a cult. The pastor of this church, and a few other one’s locally, have decided to start using some of Scientology’s “social programs” (read: Cult initiation programs) to help uplift his poverty and addiction ridden community. Yeah right.

It seems to me that the Scientologists have finally broken down the final barrier in the way of world domination, but fear not. Eventually all of these idiots will end up in a big tent at a bonfire out in the woods somewhere where everyone will drink the spiked punch and get to where their supposed to be. According to the Scientologists that is.

Source [CNN]

You can probably get the general idea of what Conservapedia is all about just from the title. Just incase you didn’t, I can break it down for ya. This site was created in response to the “liberal censorship of conservative facts” that apparently occurs regularly on Wikipedia. Yup. There it is. Now I myself wasn’t aware of the huge “liberal bias” that has plagued Wikipedia. I guess I need to look into that some more, but with articles on the very front of Conservapedia stating “Atheist and evolutionist killer massacres 8 innocent people in a public school in Finland” I can atleast see the ridiculous amount of religious right propaganda spewing out immediately from the front page so I know not to go in there.

In the meantime I’ll just keep making entries on Wikipedia about myself telling about my huge schlong and possibly being Anna Nicole’s baby’s daddy.

Source: [CPedia]